GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS!
What does a highly advanced civilization have to do to get noticed around here?
We hail from the constellation Canis Minor and we’re here to harvest your organs and drain your oceans for rocket fuel. Kidding! That’s more of a Canis Major vibe.
Given that your human civilization has not yet achieved interstellar travel, you are likely unaware of how lonely space is. But we are aware! Watching you mostly furless creatures We have found that you have yet to realize there is more to life then hate and fighting. That being said we would love to help those of you wanting more in life to find things that bring your inner peace out.
FAQs
We understand enough about your fragile human brains to know that you probably have questions about the sudden appearance of a race of technologically superior space beings on your intergalactic doorstep.
But all you lovely creatures need to know is that we are here all for good reasons. It seems that your civilization has forgotten to not take every thing so seriously and just smile a take time to find the cool pretty things in life
for that our Over Lord the all mighty Daisy Marie decided it was time for us to come and show you little guys the fun and amazing side of life!
